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Post by Spades on Mar 18, 2014 9:56:36 GMT -6
A valiant attempt, but trying to impersonate the Minister of Recruitment is like trying to pick up Thor's hammer or pull the sword out of the stone. The sword in the stone.... It was more likely a sword on a stone, derived from pagan Briton traditions in the dark age, more than likely there would of been a human sacrifice before the sword and the way the blood flowed along the stone would tell whether or not the king would be destined for greatness. They did shit so hardcore back in the day. www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html"I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun." That's right. In a life rich with murdering people for little-to-no reason, Jackson's only regret was that he didn't kill quite enough people. People like Calhoun who, it should be noted, was Jackson's vice president.
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Post by vucardumat on Mar 18, 2014 10:33:04 GMT -6
I immediately trust this man with my future children's well being.
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Post by Snapdragon The Fresh on Mar 18, 2014 10:41:08 GMT -6
Oh look, the hailing of leaders for being followers of Khorne and Slannesh. Meanwhile, the average heretic gets called an apostate and burned.
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Post by Spades on Mar 18, 2014 11:14:27 GMT -6
Oh look, the hailing of leaders for being followers of Khorne and Slannesh. Meanwhile, the average heretic gets called an apostate and burned. wtf
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Post by Snapdragon The Fresh on Mar 18, 2014 15:31:49 GMT -6
Your duelist president was killing noobs during the years dueling was becoming illegal in certain states.
"Killing is killing whether done for duty, profit, or fun. Men murdered themselves into this democracy."
Another was being hailed for following the teachings of Slaanesh. I guess one could say his early death was earned as he was successfully assassinated though.
"Take care, lest your protests grow tiresome. I have asked for so little! Anyone would think that I have asked you to sacrifice yourselves and your sons! And yet, in Slaanesh's boundless and pleasing mercy, I have asked only for your daughters. Surely you would not deny me my small enjoyments?"
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Post by Eep on Mar 18, 2014 15:36:49 GMT -6
whatever, I worship my own god, who just so happens to be me
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Post by Snapdragon The Fresh on Mar 18, 2014 15:53:21 GMT -6
Get what you can out of life, Eep. For all flesh rots and the death is always waiting for the mortal.
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Post by boduar1 on Mar 18, 2014 17:40:58 GMT -6
I plan on getting cremated.
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Post by Snapdragon The Fresh on Mar 18, 2014 17:47:11 GMT -6
All we are is dust in the wind.
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Post by Spades on Mar 18, 2014 22:56:33 GMT -6
All we are is dust in the wind. Boduar was talking about tommorow.
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Post by Kim Jong Spades on Mar 19, 2014 5:29:31 GMT -6
All we are is dust in the wind. Boduar was talking about tommorow. We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old.
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Post by Imrys on Mar 23, 2014 8:49:19 GMT -6
Vucar says, "Gummi bears?"
lol
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Post by BillClintonIsARapist on Apr 27, 2014 21:54:30 GMT -6
MIA? >_>
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